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                    “THE PINK JOKE”

        One night, in the middle of the night, a man is driving around thinking, ”Man, I need a place to stay”, and he sees a pink house on top of a hill. He drives up the pink driveway, walks down the pink sidewalk, and knocks on the pink door. A lady in a pink nightgown answers the door. He says, “I need a place to stay tonight”, and the lady in the pink nightgown says, “Sure, your room is up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and the 1^st pink door on the right is your bedroom, and the 1^st pink door on the left is your bathroom.” So he goes up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, into the 1^st pink bathroom, takes a shower in the pink shower, uses the pink soap, dries himself off with the pink towel, walks out of the pink bathroom, across the hall, gets in the pink bed, and pulls the pink covers over him.

That same night, at one in the morning, a man is driving around thinking, ”Man, I need a place to stay”, and he sees a pink house on top of a hill. He drives up the pink driveway, walks down the pink sidewalk, and knocks on the pink door. A lady in a pink nightgown answers the door. He says, “I need a place to stay tonight”, and the lady in the pink nightgown says, “Sure, your room is up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and the 2^nd pink door on the right is your bedroom, and the 2^nd pink door on the left is your bathroom.” So he goes up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, into the 2^nd pink bathroom, takes a shower in the pink shower, uses the pink soap, dries himself off with the pink towel, walks out of the pink bathroom, across the hall, gets in the pink bed, and pulls the pink covers over him.

Later that night, at two in the morning, a man is driving around thinking, ”Man, I need a place to stay”, and he sees a pink house on top of a hill. He drives up the pink driveway, walks down the pink sidewalk, and knocks on the pink door. A lady in a pink nightgown answers the door. He says, “I need a place to stay tonight”, and the lady in the pink nightgown says, “Sure, your room is up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and the 3^rd pink door on the right is your bedroom, and the 3^rd pink door on the left is your bathroom.” So he goes up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, into the 3^rd pink bathroom, takes a shower in the pink shower, uses the pink soap, dries himself off with the pink towel, walks out of the pink bathroom, across the hall, gets in the pink bed, and pulls the pink covers over him.

          The next morning, the 1^st man gets out of his pink bed, walks out of the pink bedroom, goes down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, goes in the pink kitchen, and asks the lady in the pink nightgown for some breakfast. They lady says, “Sure we have pink Rice Crispies, and pink Cheerios.” The man replies, “Rice Crispies.” So the lady in the pink nightgown gets out the pink bowl, the pink spoon, and the pink milk. She puts the pink Rice Crispies in the pink bowl, pours the pink milk in the pink bowl, and hands the man the pink spoon. Then the man checks out, walks down the pink sidewalk, and drives down the pink driveway, through the pink gate and drives away.

The same morning, the 2^nd man gets out of his pink bed, walks out of the pink bedroom, goes down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, goes in the pink kitchen, and asks the lady in the pink nightgown for some breakfast. They lady says, “Sure we have pink Rice Crispies, and pink Cheerios.” The man replies, “Cheerios.” So the lady in the pink nightgown gets out the pink bowl, the pink spoon, and the pink milk. She puts the pink Cheerios in the pink bowl, pours the pink milk in the pink bowl, and hands the man the pink spoon. Then the man checks out, walks down the pink sidewalk, and drives down the pink driveway, through the pink gate and drives away.

The same morning, the 3^rd man gets out of his pink bed, walks out of the pink bedroom, goes down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, goes in the pink kitchen, and asks the lady in the pink nightgown for some breakfast. They lady says, “Sure we have pink Rice Crispies, and pink Cheerios.” The man replies, “Rice Crispies.” So the lady in the pink nightgown gets out the pink bowl, the pink spoon, and the pink milk. She puts the pink Rice Crispies in the pink bowl, pours the pink milk in the pink bowl, and hands the man the pink spoon. Then the man checks out, walks down the pink sidewalk, and drives down the pink driveway, through the pink gate and drives away.

          What is the moral of this story?

Two out of three men prefer Rice Crispies in the morning rather than Cherios.


     `Chris

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